SPLATTERPOPE

THE APPARENTLY UNKILLABLE MONSTER/AGENT OF A TEMPORALLY-AMBIGUOUS VATICAN (RULED BY A FLAMBOYANT POPE AND HIS SKEEZY HENCHBRO) GETS TEAMED WITH A FRENCH CONVENT ASSASSIN WHO IS JUST TRYING TO KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL. 

(Don't worry, they're not REAL dead babies)